woop woop

I like cheese! i like cheese! loiter squad.

Animal

We are talking about animals, and I believe that If I were an animal, I would want to be a cockroach, because they are invincible.

False Alarm

Turns out friday's story was complete hogwashl; a rumor gone bad. There were so many holes in the story that it made no sense upon further inspection. All in all, BigDeezy is fine. If there WAS a shooting, it wouldn't matter, because BigDeezy is bulletproof.